goth fashion is a parody of old money. the sooner you understand this the sooner you can unlock the full potential of your inner darkness. also stop buying from shein.

“goth is bougie” motherfucker goth is when you grab whatever you have within reach and slap it together to make it look old, fancy, and most importantly, OFFPUTTING! 

goth is looking at the medici family and going “i can do that too, you’re not special. wooowooo look at me i’m a centuries old generational plague on society.” 

your local thrift store, willingness to destroy, trust in the process, and audacity are your best friends.

just had the weirdest interaction. this off-leash Yorkshire Terrier wobbled up to sniff my ankle, and then its owner said “the vet wanted to euthanize her”

and I was like “……oh”

and she said “4 years ago. she had a stroke, but I went to church and prayed to the Virgin Mary, and now she can walk again. but sometimes she drops, which is why I have this stroller”

and I was like “oh, okay.” I didn't know what to say after that, so I was just like "it's a cool dog" and kept walking

🤠🐈

He's being a silly little clown man

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men should do it now instead

vampirism gotta be one of my favorite genders

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